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  "PageContent": "<h3>Just Be Cousins | A Podcast</h3>The boys are back to being back again, for the time being. But I forgot how to posts new episodes, so I’ve already forgotten what we talked about. I do remember laughing so hard I almost wet myself.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t220: Why Are You Always Trying to Do Stuff?Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/36:15 | And by the time you hear it, the first of 2024.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tThe Last Episode of 2023Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/33:27 | Impromptu and for no reason, a new episode. Joe and Jason, talking $%^&amp; about #$%^&amp; like the #$%^&amp;-heads they are. Is hard work worth it? Is life pain? Is anyone telling you otherwise only selling you something? Are you buying it? Can you buy some for us too? Is it vegan?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t219: Quilting with ZipstersMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:14 | What brings a podcast (temporarily) back from the dead? A roast! On this very special JBC, Joe, Daryl, Dan, Shags, Tim, and Laura, ROAST Jason for no other reason than being old as hell. Adding to the gnarly: JASON’S MOM. Yeah, roasted by my own mom. I know.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t218: RoastedMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:17:23 | Racoons, mostly, and a few other things, with Shags in full effect. As usual, I was drunk when we recorded, so I don’t recall every thing we discussed, except for the racoons, and Mormon Bubble Porn, and how much I hate it when people are mean to Ariana Grande.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t217: Hundo PeeMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:09:53 | So this one is not funny. I mean its always funny when two dudes debate race theory on a podcast. We argue in earnest but try to be humble. Try. Told you it wasn’t funny, but that it kinda is.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t216: Can't Outrun RaceMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:16 | Sorry for posting this late. Sorry for the lame image. But Shaggs is back and she has a hilarious story about floppin meatses and stoppin’ leases. (Sorry for this lame episode description but hey: Shagggs is back).\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t251: A Tale of Two DicksMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:14:10 | Live to hard drive, making up for lost time, a (tallah)ass(ee)-load of flies blastin outta God’s back side, riding rough and ready, slipshod podcasting raining fallen angels and shaving the fur off Lucy like a hallucinating Stefan Busey.  \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t214: Raw StoryMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:24 | THIS is the one with space coke. And Bob Segar I think. And maybe Taylor Swift? Or was that episode 212? Might have been 215… which we haven’t recorded yet… Jesus I’ve had too many Cherry Dr. Peppers today. Anyways. Enjoy.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t213: Cheech n' CheneyMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:11:18 | Hey there. Sorry for the long pause. Life happens to the JBC crew now and again. This episode was recorded a few weeks ago, but we’re only just now posting it, and if you want to know why, listen to episode 213, which we recorded last week, and still have not posted.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t212: Not The One With Space CokeMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:04:51 | In this episode, we are not at our best, which means we’re better than ever, which means if you don’t like us you love us in this one, and if you love is, you’ll take pity and send chicken soup. Mmm… soup. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t211: Run to the HillsMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/57:38 | We got such a big response from the last Shaggin we gave y’all, here’s more from the archives for you to get all silly with.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tMore Shaggs: Episode 158Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:19 | In honor of one fine mother, Shaggs, here’s an episode where she’s on fire. Not Katniss fire; we’re talkin’ Lanze inna butane store kinda fire.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tClassic Shaggs: Episode 147Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:28 | We got mad respect for Cosplayers. And Juggalos. There’s an overlap there, if you think about it, but don’t think about it too much. Like not at all. Don’t listen to this episode even. Okay, fine, do. Respect.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t210: Up and DownMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:12 | Started off talking about ancestry, moved on to the usual. Sorry about that. I think there’s some deep stuff in there too, although “deep” really has different meanings, depending on what kind of hole you’re talking about.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t209: Glob SmackedMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:10:17 | Disney, and porn. That is, Disneyland, and then porn. The sexiness of wholesomeness? No! The wholesomeness of sexiness. See the difference? No? Neither did we. We tried, though. We really tried.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t208: Pervcon Level ThreeMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:04:40 | The previous episode was a fake 207. This is the real 207. It’s very throlo. That’s right, we know how to talk the talk. And walk the walk. Shaggs rounds out the party, and there’s much hilarity. Also blood. We don’t hold back.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t207: Butch AshtrayMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:27 | April Fool’s Day episode. Posting a few days late because we didn’t want to think the podcast was a joke. I mean it is, but only some of you know that. The rest don’t. Not related: if one of our listener has multiple personalities, can we count those as listeners too?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t207: April the 4th Be With YouMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:08:18 | Everybody does it and everybody secretly likes it but no is willing to admit it except for two raunchy 40-somethings. No, not podcasting; we’re talking about farting. Which for us is the same thing.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t206 Ridin' The BeansMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:58 | Our annual St. Patrick’s show where we confuse Irish and Scottish things, complain about stupid spaghetti commercials, and scream at you 52 times, twice, once in leprechaun. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t205: Mack Daddy O'NassesMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:02:58 | First we talked about peases, then talked about Seuss, then we talked about haggis, but not about puce. Next Shaggs talked about beef tongue, but not for dessert, nor about Idris Elba’s, you little pervert.  \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t204: Just The Right Amount of PeasMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:02:02 | First Jason blathered about foil fencing for nine minutes. Then he and Joe and Shaggs talked about foibles. Yes, THE Shaggs. Then I don’t know what. Ice cubes flying out of asses, I guess.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t203: Butt Chuggin'Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:04:53 | This was supposed be an episode about our foibles but we ended up talking about music for an hour, which we do a lot cause it’s one of our foibles.Edit: Podchaser told me to say this: D5C3aiPWup7Oi7fpACdy\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t202: Smells Like Twisted Tea SpiritMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:04:46 | Gotta be honest, I don’t recall what we talked about. I think coyotes at one point, and maybe Brad Dourif. Or Brian Dorf? But not Christian Kane, alas. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t201: Babies Ate My DingoMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:02:10 | Our 200th. Our Twice-Centennial. Four Years of @#$%^&amp;* and here’s to forty-four more. Thank you, thank you, thank you to our listener, without whom we… would not bother writing these stupid blurbs.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t200: Episode 200Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:11:48 | Hey, we’re gonna record again real soon. To help you get your taint callus back, here’s a blast from the past. Listen and get your ass ready.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tJBC Classics: #95 Psychic Midget JokeMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:53 | While we take a little break, here’s an oldy but a goody. BTW, this might be wrong image to go along with it. If so, let me know by shouting very loudly.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tJBC Classics, #114: Montgomery WardMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:18 | Last episode of the year. Dan and Daryl with Jason and Joe. Going to be honest: lots of fart jokes. After this, reruns while we spend some weeks gettin’ ready for 200. Until then: pfffrrrprpfpweeeeblblbppppttptptptpp.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t199: Ed Mary MooreMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:46 | Better early than never, though? This be the second-to-last episode of the year. Time to party? Not yet? Okay. Danger Lee Daniels and Double Barrel the steam roller Daryl joins us for hijinx. Another episode tomorrow.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t198: Better Late Than NeverMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/58:15 | Shaggs is back. That’s all I remember about this episode. I’m posting this from a darkened theater, hypnotized by the light of my laptop screen. All I recall is we laughed our anii off.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t197: Modnar the UnrememberfulMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:29 | This episode features the voice(s) of Joe reading the writing(s) of Jason on the subject(s) of zombie(s). It was all Joe’s idea. He’s a damned genius. I love this guy. You should love him too. And you will when you listen to this episode.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t196: A Very Special JBCMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:00:00 | Scary clowns are so 2016. Ozzy Osbourne is so 1970. Telling someone you won’t get them an expensive casket is so 2020. This is not our year in review show.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t195: Grease TrapMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:12 | In this episode, the Four Dorksmen of the Thankspocalypse (Joe, Jason, our uncles/dads) mount up to ride down your Meleagris gallopavo and shove it into our own gaping maws, caruncle, snood, wattle and all. Stuff yo self.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t194: Yeah, ThanksMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:08 | If bands were food, which ones would you eat? That’s pretty much all we talked about. Music in general came up but it came up like when you eat too much Wu-Tang Clanberry Sauce.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t193: Alaskan King CrimsonMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:10:02 | Was supposed to be a randopisode, but we ended up talking about the toys of our youth. Also we talked about cocoa melon. And slime. And wieners and violence and tits. I mean, of course we did.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t192: Podcastor!Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:06 | Halloween never ends. Thrill in the first half of the episode as Shaggs relates shenanigans that took place outside her domicile. The rest of the episode is about music. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t191: Blood on the Bocce Ball CourtMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:03:26 | Recorded BEFORE Halloween, posted AFTER. Thus we have All Hallow’s Eve covered on both sides. Our usually gushing (from open wounds) about scary stuff. And there’s a montage!\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t190: Post Pre-Halloween ShowMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:07:13 | Random Shaggless episode that starts with five minutes of blather and then goes downhill but then goes back up when we start talking about astronomy no pun intended.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t189: Just Out of CuriosityMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:17 | Do you know how many cool people died in the 2010s? Way too damn many. In this episode, we mention them. Man, f*** the 2010s.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t188: Kobe Tai Is Still AliveMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:12 | Let’s talk about poetry. Let’s just admit that some of us don’t get it. Let’s talk about how cold, dark, and alone that makes us feel, as we gyre and gimble in the wabe.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t187: EjokulateMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:11 | We did the eighties. Then the nineties. Now the naughties. I mean aughties. Like you aught to listen to this episode because Shaggs is on it and we talk about which celebrities we’d eat. Are you not entertained?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t186: Grand Theft FroggerMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:06 | On this episode we play Marry F*ck Kill with icons from the 90s. Shaggs is with us once again to reminisce about a decade that only happened so we could make fun of it.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t185: Pulp FrictionMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:48 | Rando episode where we mostly talk about Ted talks. About how comedy is the best way to learn. You listen to this podcast, you laugh, you learn not to listen to our podcast. Q.E.D.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t184: Crocodile CrotchMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:12 | On this episode we look back at the 80s. Fun-Time Shaggs joins us, talkin’ ’bout Lipps Inc, Til Tuesday, Moonboots, and the Goonies. Actually, we only mention one of those. Guess which one. Then relax. Don’t do it.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t183: Bag Your Face, Nathan WintersMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:08:45 | We really get into on this episode. Topical. Not sure how we got there but we did and the world hasn’t changed a bit since and that’s podcasting for you.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t182: So Deep It S(t)inksMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:22 | No idea what we talk about on this. We invent a religious philosophy form of psychotherapy based on an inverted solotheocynicsm. Or something. And snot. And bears vs gorillas. Muchos ass-hattericaliness.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t181: There's No 'I' in 'You'Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:11 | Newdad Joe and oldad Jason got up at 5 am to bring you this episode about dadhood, which involves a lot of poop. Also we talk about: the Stranger, the Spectre, the Spectator, the Spectaparrotator, and W.A.P.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t180: Pulling It Off Buttcrack StyleMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:47 | Doopsie Woodle! JBC is on a short corporate retreat as we hunt down a dictionary to learn what the hell “pointless” means. Until then, here’s some ast-blays from the ast-pays.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tRecycle, Repeat, RerunMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:10:11 | Woopsie doodle! JBC is on a short sabbatical as we hunt down a dictionary to learn what the hell “sabbatical” means. Until then, here’s some bliz-asts from the pizz-asts.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tRerun, Recycle, RepeatMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/58:09 | Woopsie doodle! JBC is on a short hiatus as we hunt down a dictionary to learn what the hell “hiatus” means. Until then, here’s some blasts from the pasts.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\tRepeat, Rerun, RecycleMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/56:33 | Notes show, meaning we jotted down random thoughts and then talked about them. More self indulgent than usual, in that regard. Friggin’ hoarders. Orwellian beavers. This episode is assiseven.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t179: Pegged by Sir AudreyMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:01 | As the guy in that play said, words words words. Did you know Shakespeare made fart jokes? So we’re basically Shakespeare. From the top of our glabellas to the end of our minimuses. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t178: Expendable AppendageMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:06 | A 4th of July episode, recorded on the third, posted on the 5th. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that Cletus can blow off his own damn fingers if he wants to, etc.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t177: 6 Retsy BossMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:09 | One more from the can, so Joe can attend to his little one. Speaking of the opposite if “little one,” this episode definitely mentions Bill Hader.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t176: Hogg BossMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:06 | We’re back! Sort of. This random episode features candles, nurses, Orlando Bloom, olfactory nerves, and hats, so many hats, so many there’s even enough hats for bands from Australia.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t175: Cropdustin'Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:05 | Joe Newdad has already been poo’d upon and szszss-splattered. So instead of his bringing his sleep-deprived body to the mic, we’ll just post this one, from the can. About farts and songs. But not the ones Bill Hader tooted or sung.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t174: FongsMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:10 | Joe is now a dad. So here’s an episode we recorded earlier this year but never released. I have no idea what it’s about. Eggs, maybe. Or winning a fight against a dude in a coma. Definitely not about Bill Hader.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t173: Over EasyMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:28 | While we patiently wait for the JBC fam to grow by one, here’s an episode we recorded earlier in the year but never released. Not sure what it’s about, except that it has nothing to do with Bill Hader.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t172: Biscuits is BiscuitsMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:09 | We use the c-word way too much in this one. Not the c-word that rhymes with what you do when you stalk prey. The c-word that rhymes with the dude who wrote “Tristia” back in the two-digit ADs.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t171: Frustration BonerMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:04:00 | This is a very kinky show. The kind you don’t take home to mother. Features Funtime Shaggs. We discuss thots. Thots never let your spirit down. They’re alright with me. Yeah. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t170: Zip GhostMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:00:05 | What’s your opinion on Adele? We don’t care. Nor should you care about ours. Because we don’t have one. We do, but we don’t care that we do. Nor should you. Unless you do. Then don’t.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t169: Zombie CatMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:06:31 | This one is all over the place. Speech impediments, meta-dreams, probiotic yogurt, cretins. Almost no Covid talk at all. Refreshing, right? Juliette Lewis, right?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t168: Bosco FunchesMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:16 | Ian Sane joins us to discuss that thing, what is it, that thing that some people are getting, with the lungs and the fever, and the bleach, and the kid’s shows, and some David Lee Roth, what is that thing called again?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t167: Cricket SandwichMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:11 | The Dad-Uncles (Double Barrel Daryl and Danger Lee) and their Nephew-Sons (Joe and Jason) discuss Covid (Novel Corona Virus), because what the !@#$%^&amp;* (f-word) else is going on in the world?\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t166: Orange JuliusMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:02:29 | A special episode, so special, you won’t know if you coming, going, or OD-ing. Featuring the incomparable Timedian, and Beth, his PROFESSIONAL SINGER wife. And she performs two Covidisized songs! The best episode ever!\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t165: Solitude AttitudeMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/57:37 | Was going to call this episode “Monique Alexander” but our special guest Chris had a better idea. This is a silly episode. Covid, Cabin in the Woods, Oasis, robot death. Hijinks galore. Hi. Jinks.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t164: Winners and LosersMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:00:00 | More Covid talk. This time we tackle boredom. How to handle it. Hint: a man named Exotic. Anitta with two Ts. Joe and Jason are lucky cause we know F.T. Shaggs and you’re never bored talking (or listening) to F.T. Shaggs.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t163: Battleship SavantMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:01:37 | A podcast about the corona virus. Covid-19. The TP situation. The profiteering politicians. And we’re no better, taking this opportunity to show off our singing skills. \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t162: Novel Podcast VirusMute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:05:05 | It’s St. Patrick’s Day! It’s Friday the 13th! What do they have in common? Well, to quote Edwin Starr: “Absolutely nothin’.” But that doesn’t stop Joe and Jason and the always amazing Shaggs from blathering and self-indulgence and such like.   Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthasbro R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\tJust Be Cousins\t\t\t\t\t161: O'Hellno!Mute/Unmute EpisodeRewind 10 Seconds1xFast Forward 30 seconds00:00/1:03:58 | The Health Episode. Issue. Jason and Joe talk about their health issues. And the things they issue. Get it? 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